Polly Linkletter Couldn't decide whether The Unicorn Song or Puff the Magic Dragon was her favorite, and seemed to be addicted to Pixie Stix, her lips varying daily between a vivid pink, a sickly lemon yellow or bluish green.
Sammy Kolfax the neighborhood boys were secretly relieved she couldn't play on their baseball team because not only could she out-run, out-hit, and out-catch the best of them, they'd suddenly noticed she smelled really good.
Todd Svinkmeyer following an unfortunate joke in the frog anatomy lesson in biology class, was saddled for many agonizing weeks afterward with the embarrassing nickname of Toad Sphincter.
Frida Tannenbaum with a little discrete picking, could work up a horrifying gusher of a bloody nose on cue, which came in very handy every spring on the day of the AAHPER fitness test 600 yard run/walk.
Timothy Small used to love to buy Big Hunk bars at the pool at North Jeffco after swimming, but stopped going there altogether after someone pinched his wiener underwater.
Sharon Podgorney from her vast collection of photos, albums and memorabilia she lovingly rendered photo realistic pencil drawings of the Beatles in Art class, and somehow blamed herself a little for the band breaking up.